Yep it's that time of the year again, Halloween. The greatest holiday in the entire year. Now I really could go and babble on and on about why Halloween is the greatest holiday of the year (I'm just that good at babbling) but I'm not going to force you through that. I've already recieved one too many complaints about my excessive babbling and huge lack of boobies on my page. Well for once I'm going to try to satisfy those complainers out there by having less ramblings and more boobies. Here I go...

Now why is Halloween the greatest day of the year? Well for one thing there is of course the costumes. There are so many costumes out there for girls that are so insanely skimpy, I'm surprised they're legal. What are strippers' clothes everyday, are veyone's clothes on Halloween. And boy do I love it. Most people, meaning young kids, don't wear such costumes. however quite a few of those who have grown out (pardon me, I mean up) do wear such costumes, and that's what counts.

But of course that's really only a minor advantage of Halloween. Besides not many girls have that strong an ability to show themselves, and too many boys do. But there are many much better advantages to Halloween especially when compared to other holidays. Yes there may be school on Halloween but you don't have any super expensive dinners, mark-ups masked as sales, incredibly irritating specials taking up valuable TV time slots, or a single movie being played over ten-thousand times in one day. I think I've seen A Christmas Story enough times by the eight-hundreth time. And besides, those porcelain Santas really scare the sh1t out of me.

Yes Halloween does have really corny TV specials, and webcomic specials, of it's own but they're not neraly as corny. I suppose it may depend on your definition of corny, but I don't think it fits under corny. Yes those really bad horror movies are insanely corny, but atleast they have gratuitus sex and we love gratuitus sex. Anyways I don't find those really bad horror movies would fit under the same category of corny as all those crappy Christmas Specials but I think they are much funnier than they are corny. Honestly, those bad horror movies are the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life. They're so bad it makes you crack up like nothing else. Ever seen Leprechaun II? Then you'd know what I'm talking about. Those movies are just really funny! "Ha! He's bleeding and his guts are going everywhere! HAHA! That's SO funny!!!"

Now as some of you have probably already realized, this little rant is starting to sound very similar to another little patch of text I have on my homepage in some other location. Well I'm just going to tell you right now that it's going to sound even more similar as we move on. And here we go...

Also on Halloween you don't have to sit at a tiny table, ostracized from the mature table where you belong, where your really annoying eight-year-old cousins flinging peas at you and only you. You figure that it would be more enjoyable for them to engage in a pea flinging war amongst themselves, rather than to pick on little ol' defenseless you but no, they don't. They prefer to pick on the weak, those sick little bastards. So then you stuff their heads in mash potatoes in retaliation and suddenly everyone gets pissed at you. -Ahem- but of course this is not influenced by any tramautic personal incident. I'm just creating a hypothetical situation. Well anyways, you don't have to go through all that crap on Halloween, and that's my point.

But that's not all! There's also no exclusive exchanging of gifts and chocolate on Halloween between the popular and the beautiful. On Halloween being ugly is not only accepted, but it is highly encouraged. This may not mean anything to most of you but boy-oh-boy does it mean a lot for me. Halloween is one of the few days of the year in which I can publically show my face without being laughed at. And for these reasons I consider Halloween to be the people's holiday.

So basically, Halloween rocks. In my opinion it's bestest best holiday of the year. Well anyways that's enough of my incredibly unfunny, and rather more pathetic, rantings. And now in the spirit of bad horror movies, some gratuitus nudity...

What? You actually thought I'd have a real nude pic!